Fun with the Onion

Some of my favorite old articles from The Onion:
(if you don't know The Onion, it's a fake online news source, so YES, all these stories are fake).

Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling Product

Apple's New iPhone
(this was from the initial iPhone launch)

Hillary Clinton Tries To Woo Voters By Rescinding Candidacy

(Update: I forgot this one in my original post) Non-Doping Cyclists Finish Tour De France

And last, this one's not from The Onion, but BBspot is very similar in that it publishes satire, but for the tech world:

Apple Stores to Begin Charging Entrance Fee

☺Have a great Friday, everyone!